Rename tropical storms.

You know I think they should stop naming tropical storms / hurricanes after people. I mean really, who wants their name associated with a natural disaster? They should start naming them by using curse words, like A-hole, B!tch, (ba$t^rd can be used every other year to give a manly feel) and so on. And if you need to reuse the names you can add the year to distinguish the storms, ex A-hole2021, A-hole2055. There would be only one problem, school children. Imagine getting an essay from a kid on what they did on their summer vacation.
"They summer start out nice. My dad thought it would be a good idea to go to the Beach, so we all piled into the car, We meaning my parents my brothers, sisters and smelly dog, and drove two days to Florida. Florida was fun until A-hole arrived and ruined everything. I hate hurricane a-hole. Mom said we could stay somewhere until A-hole passed and go back to the beach but dad said B!tch was on the way so we'd best go home. I hate B!tch."