Saturday, March 26, 2016

I wish I could vote for Jesus for president but......

On this Presidential election year: One, I think this is the worst field of candidates we have ever had. I support no candidate but will vote my conscience and for the best candidate possible. That being said, I will not vote Trump as I know way to much about him and helping elect the next Hitler is not something I want to be on my conscience when I go to meet my maker.
Personally, if I could and he would accept the job, I would vote for Jesus. The only problem being that Trump would sue because he was not born in the U.S. and / or ask for a birth certificate proving Christ is the Son of God even if he saw him descend from heaven and walk on water.
The democrats would say he couldn't be president because separation of church and state plus figure he would overturn abortion laws.
The special interest groups would complain his walking on water endangers some little minnow.
Big business would complain that his ability to provide plenty for everyone cuts into their profits and call him a socialist
Airlines would complain about everyone having wings could put them out of business and try to add a surcharge per wing if you fly using your own wings.
Cable companies would argue that everyone being able to see him descend from heaven without a tv cuts into their advertising revenue and try to get a court order for a blackout.
Ticketmaster would try to sell tickets for $300 dollars a piece when you can witness Jesus second coming for free.
And finally, somebody somewhere will try to make money by selling, at least trying to, bottled water to people in hell.
This is how I feel about politics today.

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